Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Shakespeare Insult Kit


Will certainly use this with my DCC wizard. :)

To create a Shakespearean insult roll 3d50 and combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

Column 1  Column 2  Column 3
1 artless  base-court  apple-john 
2 bawdy  bat-fowling  baggage 
3 beslubbering  beef-witted  barnacle 
4 bootless  beetle-headed  bladder 
5 churlish  boil-brained  boar-pig 
6 cockered  clapper-clawed  bugbear 
7 clouted  clay-brained  bum-bailey 
8 craven  common-kissing  canker-blossom 
9 currish  crook-pated  clack-dish 
10 dankish  dismal-dreaming  clotpole 
11 dissembling  dizzy-eyed  coxcomb 
12 droning  doghearted  codpiece 
13 errant  dread-bolted  death-token 
14 fawning  earth-vexing  dewberry 
15 fobbing  elf-skinned  flap-dragon 
16 froward  fat-kidneyed  flax-wench 
17 frothy  fen-sucked  flirt-gill 
18 clocking  flap-mouthed  foot-licker 
19 goatish  fly-bitten  fustilarian 
20 gorbellied  folly-fallen  giglet
21 impertinent  fool-born  gudgeon 
22 infectious  full-gorged  haggard 
23 jarring  guts-griping  harpy
24 loggerheaded  half-faced  hedge-pig 
25 lumpish  hasty-witted  horn-beast 
26 mammering  hedge-born  hugger-mugger 
27 mangled  hell-hated  joithead 
28 mewling  idle-headed  lewdster 
29 paunchy  ill-breeding  lout
30 pribbling  ill-nurtured  maggot-pie 
31 puking  knotty-pated  malt-worm 
32 puny milk-livered  mammet
33 quailing  motley-minded  measie
34 rank onion-eyed  minnow 
35 reeky plume-plucked  miscreant 
36 roguish  pottle-deep  moldwarp 
37 ruttish  pox-marked  mumble-news 
38 saucy reeling-ripe  nut-hook 
39 spleeny  rough-hewn  pigeon-egg 
40 spongy  rude-growing  pignut
41 surly  rump-fed  puttock 
42 tottering  shard-borne  pumpion 
43 unmuzzled  sheep-biting  ratsbane 
44 vain spur-galled  scut
45 venomed  swag-bellied  skainsmate 
46 villainous  tardy-gaited  strumpet 
47 warped  tickle-brained  varlot
48 wayward  toad-spotted  vassal 
49 weedy unchin-snouted  whey-face 
50 yeasty weather-bitten wagtail



Thanks Joey Lindsey on G+ for digging this up.

EDIT: Download it here!

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