Monday, July 30, 2012

0-Level Occupation


Here's my entry for Tenkar's Tavern DCC contest.

Occupation: Pie maker.

Weapon: Wooden rolling pin (as club).

Trade goods: 1d4 pies (roll 1d100 on the Pie table below) & metal pie mold.

Motto: "I don't sell to orcs!"

Pie table
  1. Aloo pie 
  2. Apple pie
  3. Bacon and egg pie 
  4. Bakewell tart 
  5. Banana Cream Pie 
  6. Banoffee pie 
  7. Bean pie 
  8. Bedfordshire clanger 
  9. Bisteeya 
  10. Black bun 
  11. Blackberry pie 
  12. Blueberry pie 
  13. Bob Andy pie 
  14. Bougatsa 
  15. Boysenberry 
  16. Bridie 
  17. Buko pie 
  18. Bundevara 
  19. Burek 
  20. Butter pie 
  21. Caramel tart 
  22. Cheese pie 
  23. Cherry pie 
  24. Chess pie 
  25. Chicken and mushroom pie 
  26. Chinese pie 
  27. Coconut Cream Pie 
  28. Cookie Cake Pie 
  29. Corned beef pie 
  30. Shepherd's pie 
  31. Coulibiac 
  32. Cumberland pie 
  33. Curry pie 
  34. Custard tart 
  35. Derby pie 
  36. Empanada 
  37. Fisherman's Pie 
  38. Flan 
  39. Flapper pie 
  40. Fleischkuekle 
  41. Fried pie 
  42. Gibanica 
  43. Homity pie 
  44. Hornazo 
  45. Jamaican patty 
  46. Kalakukko 
  47. Karelian pasties 
  48. Khachapuri 
  49. Knish 
  50. Key lime pie 
  51. Killie pie 
  52. Lemon meringue pie 
  53. Manchester tart 
  54. Meat pie 
  55. Meat and potato pie 
  56. Melton Mowbray pork pie 
  57. Mince pie 
  58. Minui pie 
  59. Mississippi mud pie 
  60. Natchitoches meat pie 
  61. Neapolitan pie 
  62. Öçpoçmaq 
  63. Pastilla 
  64. Peach pie 
  65. Pecan pie 
  66. Pirozhki 
  67. Pizza Pie 
  68. Pork pie 
  69. Pukka Pies 
  70. Pumpkin pie 
  71. Pyrih 
  72. Quiche 
  73. Raspberry pie 
  74. Razzleberry 
  75. Red velvet cake pie 
  76. Rhubarb pie 
  77. Salteñas 
  78. Sambusac 
  79. Scotch pie 
  80. Sea-pie 
  81. Sfiha 
  82. Shepherd's Pie 
  83. Shoofly pie 
  84. spinach pie 
  85. Stargazy pie 
  86. Steak and kidney pie 
  87. Steak pie 
  88. Strawberry pie 
  89. Strawberry rhubarb pie 
  90. St. Stephen's Day pie 
  91. Sugar pie 
  92. Sweet potato pie 
  93. Tarta de Santiago 
  94. Tiropita 
  95. Torta caprese 
  96. Tourtière 
  97. Treacle tart 
  98. Vlaai 
  99. Woolton pie 
  100. Zelnik

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