Shakespeare Insult Kit

Will certainly use this with my DCC wizard. :)

To create a Shakespearean insult roll 3d50 and combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

	Column 1	Column 2	Column 3
1	artless	base-court	apple-john
2	bawdy	bat-fowling	baggage
3	beslubbering	beef-witted	barnacle
4	bootless	beetle-headed	bladder
5	churlish	boil-brained	boar-pig
6	cockered	clapper-clawed	bugbear
7	clouted	clay-brained	bum-bailey
8	craven	common-kissing	canker-blossom
9	currish	crook-pated	clack-dish
10	dankish	dismal-dreaming	clotpole
11	dissembling	dizzy-eyed	coxcomb
12	droning	doghearted	codpiece
13	errant	dread-bolted	death-token
14	fawning	earth-vexing	dewberry
15	fobbing	elf-skinned	flap-dragon
16	froward	fat-kidneyed	flax-wench
17	frothy	fen-sucked	flirt-gill
18	clocking	flap-mouthed	foot-licker
19	goatish	fly-bitten	fustilarian
20	gorbellied	folly-fallen	giglet
21	impertinent	fool-born	gudgeon
22	infectious	full-gorged	haggard
23	jarring	guts-griping	harpy
24	loggerheaded	half-faced	hedge-pig
25	lumpish	hasty-witted	horn-beast
26	mammering	hedge-born	hugger-mugger
27	mangled	hell-hated	joithead
28	mewling	idle-headed	lewdster
29	paunchy	ill-breeding	lout
30	pribbling	ill-nurtured	maggot-pie
31	puking	knotty-pated	malt-worm
32	puny	milk-livered	mammet
33	quailing	motley-minded	measie
34	rank	onion-eyed	minnow
35	reeky	plume-plucked	miscreant
36	roguish	pottle-deep	moldwarp
37	ruttish	pox-marked	mumble-news
38	saucy	reeling-ripe	nut-hook
39	spleeny	rough-hewn	pigeon-egg
40	spongy	rude-growing	pignut
41	surly	rump-fed	puttock
42	tottering	shard-borne	pumpion
43	unmuzzled	sheep-biting	ratsbane
44	vain	spur-galled	scut
45	venomed	swag-bellied	skainsmate
46	villainous	tardy-gaited	strumpet
47	warped	tickle-brained	varlot
48	wayward	toad-spotted	vassal
49	weedy	unchin-snouted	whey-face
50	yeasty	weather-bitten	wagtail

From http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mayxidtQo51rcikrto1_1280.jpg

Thanks Joey Lindsey on G+ for digging this up.

EDIT: Download it here!

Metal Gods of Ur-Hadad - Session 3

Metal Gods of Ur-Hadad is a campaign played every Thursday on G+ Hangouts by Edgar Johnson and Adam Muszkiewicz using Dungeon Crawl Classics. We played our third sessions and finished exploring the Crypt of the Lizard King.

From my four original 0-level characters, a corn farmer, a dwarven miner, an urchin and a minstrel, only the minstrel survived and advanced to be a 1st level wizard.. The urchin died on the first session killed fighting against some bandits, the corn farmer died on the second session killed by a trap, and the dwarven miner died on the last session.

Helm of The Lizard King

Type: Helmet; AL C; Powers: (see below).

• If someone puts on this helm, it will bond closely and permanently to the person's head. The helm may be removed by magical means, but no mundane means short of decapitation will do so. 

• Wearer gains a 3 point bonus to for any task involving influence, leadership, or persuasion. 

• Grants the wearer the ability to find his or her way while afloat on water, and to detect currents and hazards like rocks, reefs, whirlpools or storms. 

• Unless the wearer is of chaotic alignment, he or she will lose 1 hit point per day unless the helm is removed. 

He was killed after trying the Helm of the Lizard King on since he was of lawful alignment and had only 1 hp left. Death by treasure! That was a first one. :)

And that's how my chaotic minstrel now become wizard inherited all the belongings of the dead 0-level characters, including the Helm, he's now wearing.

Session 3 - http://revdoctoredj.blogspot.com/2012/11/session-3-recap-metal-gods-of-ur-hadad.html

Metal Gods of Ur-Hadad - Sessions 1 & 2

Metal Gods of Ur-Hadad is a campaign played every Thursday on G+ Hangouts by Edgar Johnson and Adam Muszkiewicz using Dungeon Crawl Classics. We played two sessions and so far it's been a blast!

This is my first time playing DCC and beginning with four 0-level characters is really fun, since the variety lets you do things that couldn't be done with only one character. It's a simple game system and the game fast-paced. I begun with a corn farmer, a dwarven miner, an urchin and a minstrel. The urchin died on the first session and the corn farmer on the second.

Session 1: http://revdoctoredj.blogspot.com/2012/10/metal-gods-of-ur-hadad-session-1.html

Session 2: http://revdoctoredj.blogspot.com/2012/11/metal-gods-of-ur-hadadcrypt-of-lizard.html

The Ooze Pits of Jonas Gralk

Wheee! I won The Ooze Pits of Jonas Gralk  from Purple Sorcerer Games (click on the image to get it from RPGnow) in Tenkar's Tavern "DCC RPG Corruption Contest" with this entry.

Thanks again to Erik for putting up another cool contest!

Once I have it and read it, I'm going to GM it in a Google+ Hangout. Yes, I know I said the same when I won Attack of the Frawgs, and still haven't GMed it. But I will, promise!

DCC RPG Contest

August DCC RPG Contest @ Tenkar's Tavern - Get Some Corruption and Maybe Win a Prize!

Roll 1d6 to know which of the senses is corrupted:

1-Sight: Your eyes double in size and the optic nerve grows like snail antennas.
2-Smell: You grow an elephant nose but can't breathe through it.
3-Hearing: You grow necomimi.
4-Touch: A hand grows from each of your finger tips.
5-Taste: You get Gene Simmons tongue.
6-All of the above.

Attack of the Frawgs

Wheee! I won Attack of the Frawgs from Thick Skull Adventures (click on the image to get it from RPGnow) in Tenkar's Tavern "Post a 0-Level Occupation for the DCC RPG" contest with this entry.

It was a random prize, but it's very welcome. Thanks to Erik for putting up this original contest, the publishers who donated the prizes and, last but not least, the dices for rolling my number!

Once I have it and read it, I'm going to GM it in a Google+ Hangout.

0-Level Occupation

Here's another entry for Tenkar's Tavern DCC contest.

Occupation: Hairdresser

Trained weapon: Hair sticks (1d2 dmg; exotic weapon)

Trade goods: 1d4 pairs of hair sticks (roll 1d4 for material); hair gel jar

Hair sticks table

1. wood
2. bone
3. metal
4. crystal

0-Level Occupation

Here's my entry for Tenkar's Tavern DCC contest.

Occupation: Pie maker.

Weapon: Wooden rolling pin (as club).

Trade goods: 1d4 pies (roll 1d100 on the Pie table below) & metal pie mold.

Motto: "I don't sell to orcs!"

Pie table

1. Aloo pie 
2. Apple pie
3. Bacon and egg pie 
4. Bakewell tart 
5. Banana Cream Pie 
6. Banoffee pie 
7. Bean pie 
8. Bedfordshire clanger 
9. Bisteeya 
10. Black bun 
11. Blackberry pie 
12. Blueberry pie 
13. Bob Andy pie 
14. Bougatsa 
15. Boysenberry 
16. Bridie 
17. Buko pie 
18. Bundevara 
19. Burek 
20. Butter pie 
21. Caramel tart 
22. Cheese pie 
23. Cherry pie 
24. Chess pie 
25. Chicken and mushroom pie 
26. Chinese pie 
27. Coconut Cream Pie 
28. Cookie Cake Pie 
29. Corned beef pie 
30. Shepherd's pie 
31. Coulibiac 
32. Cumberland pie 
33. Curry pie 
34. Custard tart 
35. Derby pie 
36. Empanada 
37. Fisherman's Pie 
38. Flan 
39. Flapper pie 
40. Fleischkuekle 
41. Fried pie 
42. Gibanica 
43. Homity pie 
44. Hornazo 
45. Jamaican patty 
46. Kalakukko 
47. Karelian pasties 
48. Khachapuri 
49. Knish 
50. Key lime pie 
51. Killie pie 
52. Lemon meringue pie 
53. Manchester tart 
54. Meat pie 
55. Meat and potato pie 
56. Melton Mowbray pork pie 
57. Mince pie 
58. Minui pie 
59. Mississippi mud pie 
60. Natchitoches meat pie 
61. Neapolitan pie 
62. Öçpoçmaq 
63. Pastilla 
64. Peach pie 
65. Pecan pie 
66. Pirozhki 
67. Pizza Pie 
68. Pork pie 
69. Pukka Pies 
70. Pumpkin pie 
71. Pyrih 
72. Quiche 
73. Raspberry pie 
74. Razzleberry 
75. Red velvet cake pie 
76. Rhubarb pie 
77. Salteñas 
78. Sambusac 
79. Scotch pie 
80. Sea-pie 
81. Sfiha 
82. Shepherd's Pie 
83. Shoofly pie 
84. spinach pie 
85. Stargazy pie 
86. Steak and kidney pie 
87. Steak pie 
88. Strawberry pie 
89. Strawberry rhubarb pie 
90. St. Stephen's Day pie 
91. Sugar pie 
92. Sweet potato pie 
93. Tarta de Santiago 
94. Tiropita 
95. Torta caprese 
96. Tourtière 
97. Treacle tart 
98. Vlaai 
99. Woolton pie 
100. Zelnik